Did you ever get a look at yourself in a photo and think, “I need a haircut,” or “I need to get back into shape?” Well, some people get a look at a recent photo and think, “When did that tree grow a phallus?” or, “Why is my best friend punching me in the crotch?”

If it’s true that a “picture is worth a thousand words,” then these innocent photos that look dirty, but are actually totally innocent, are worth one thousand and one words, at least.

These images aren’t actually filthy – they’re clean photos for your dirty mind. This article contains seemingly dirty pictures that are totally safe for work … but an unsuspecting coworker might do a double take.